Can somebody please explain to me why in the world these people were at the Grammy Awards??
Is this a joke? Are we being punk'd or something??
Please, somebody, just explain to me what qualifies these brainless Jersey Shore losers to be present at the Grammy's? I just don't understand.
Dear Snooki - You are disgusting. Your dress is not flattering, your hair is trashy, your booties look ridiculous, and that tan makes me want to cry for your poor skin. You're not hot, you're not cute, you're just obnoxious. Stop mugging for the damn cameras and realize that people are LAUGHING AT YOU, NOT WITH YOU.
Dear The Situation - I do not care about your situation. I do not care about your skills, or your fresh haircut, or your blindingly blue shirt or your Sopranos-esque suit. I really just think you're a freakin' brainless idiot. And I have to tell you the same thing that I told Snookie. People are laughing at you, not with you. Get with it. Step away from the tanning bed. Get a grip on reality. Fist pumping on the red carpet is not allowed.
That is all.
[photo credits: justjared.buzznet.com]
100% agreed. Go away already. and 10,000$ PER EPISODE!! Ugh.. what is this world coming to?
ReplyDeleteDO NOT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THAT! I could be ridiculous on TV, too! Nobody is paying me!
ReplyDeleteMaybe we can start our own show... I would certainly accept 10,000$/episode!! We can just sit around and make fun of people's makeup/hair/clothes.. go to movies - make fun of their makeup/hair/clothes... that's certainly something I would watch... and it seems like MTV will put anything on tv.
ReplyDeleteI would totally watch us!!! How do we get in contact with MTV? We'd be AWESOME.
ReplyDeleteThank YOU! These idiots need to get off of the red carpet and back to Jersey.
ReplyDeleteHer dress is too small, the shoes are wrong...and that pucker is NOT NOT NOT cute. Her skank factor...is making the world cringe.
and wtf is he doing taking his clothes off?! Does he have a real name? Why is his suit...shiny?
How are these two relevant in the music scene? in any way besides their grinding efforts on the dance floor?
*headdesk*
They make my head hurt. and it's not just the fluorescent orange-glo of their skin.
OMG thekatura... His shiney suit and orange glow make my head hurt. For the life of me I cannot figure out why he was stripping on the red carpet, though I feel that the photogs didn't do nearly enough to stop him. And her tacky shoes and obnoxious pout make me want to stick a fork in my eye. I can't help it.
ReplyDeleteI have to tell you, though, I'm going to have to steal your phrase 'skank factor' - love it! It's so true! Her skank factor has to be off the charts.
Ugh. *headdesk* is right!
I, too raised eyebrows seeing them at the Grammys. It was a WTF moment.
ReplyDeleteShe looks totally convinced she's hot. Maybe they praise each other in the morning.. and believe in each other's shit so much..
Oh god, you know they totally looked at each other and spent at least an hour praising how awesome they looked. I can just hear it now...
ReplyDeleteYou're so hot... I, like, know, right? You're so hot, too... Your situation is, like, SO awesome...
Oy vay.