A Golden Evening

The 2010 Golden Globes felt like...well, to be honest, a little bit like my prom.

There was pouring rain, deflated hair, damp hemlines, crowded tables, and the cool kids won Prom King & Queen... And way too many tacky prom dresses for me to deal with.

Oh, such fond memories...

Seriously, was it just me, or did a few people head straight to the Seventeen Magazine Prom Issue to pick out their dresses?

There were some gorgeous dresses, yes, but I found myself pretty underwhelmed by a lot of the Hollywood All Stars.

Fergie in Elie Saab. There's nothing wrong with this dress. I enjoy the color, it makes her waist look teeny-tiny, the fabric flows nicely... I'm just... Eh. I'm pretty sure her best accessory was that super-yummy husband of hers, Josh Duhamel. I'm disappointed, Fergie-Ferg.

Nicole Kidman in Nina Ricci with Fred Leighton jewels.

WOW, she has NO SHAPE in this dress. It just goes straight up and down and no amount of ruching, ruffles, or gratuitous bows can help. And while the color is very pretty, I don't think it's very pretty on her. It just blends in with her skin too much. At least her hair isn't blonde anymore. Then everything would have blended. Oy.

Cameron Diaz in Alexander McQueen and Ferragamo heels. I like the color, I like the heels, I loathe and detest the shoulder area. The cap sleeves made her look so broad on stage that I can't even remember a word she said, I was just staring at her massive shoulders. Also, how about a necklace or some nice earrings? You look boring. Even in the brightest red you could find. That's a problem.

January Jones in Lanvin, Brian Atwood heels, and Neil Lane jewels. January, darling, I love you. No, I really do. You are stunning on Mad Men. You usually make me so happy at award shows. You literally stopped the show at the 2009 Emmy Awards with your appearance on the red carpet. What is this? The shape is so...BLAH. It looks marginally better when you turn to the side and I appreciate that ruffle/bow thing you have going on... But other than that? Not feeling it. And that headband... If you had just pushed it back a little bit? It would have been SO MUCH BETTER.

Anna Kendrick in Marchesa and a Judith Leiber clutch. Let me start by saying how much I love Anna. I have loved her since she was a ruthless, part-steeling, stalker-ish, all-around-awesomely-evil teenager in Camp. I think she's adorable and can hold her own in every interview I've ever seen. Unfortunately, I think this is just way too much dress for her. Maybe the ruffle is too big, maybe the train is too long... It looks kinda heavy, too... I don't know. Whatever the case may be, I just wasn't a fan. But I still love you, Anna! I'll totally be your BFF!

Tina Fey in Zac Posen. From the waist up - adorable. The rest of it, including the giant bow shoes - WTF IS THAT? I have nothing else to say besides I hate it. Oh, and it looks like a lamp shade.

Sandra Bullock in Bottega Venetta. Congratulations on your win, Sandra, you truly deserved it. And I was almost with you on this dress. The color is stunning. You look beautiful, your hair is lovely, the makeup was very well done, and those earrings are great. But the dress itself... Why is it shiny? Why can I see you whole leg through it? Is it just a little leg-peeking-see-through? Or is the whole thing more see-through than we can tell? I like the top part, and the sheer back is cute... But this is definitely a prom dress. No doubts about it.

Alright, there you have it. My biggest disappointments of the night. What do you think?

Stay tunes for the stars that, in my humble opinion, actually got it right!

[photo credits: people.com, justjared.buzznet.com]

Orgasm All Over?

I think Nars is attempting to take over the world, one orgasm at a time.

As a huge fan of the original Orgasm Blush, I am wondering just how far they can milk this color... I mean, good God, there is Orgasm blush, Orgasm Lip Gloss, Orgasm The Multiple, and Orgasm Nail Polish. There is even a Super Orgasm blush.

I feel like maybe they should get a new shtick, no?

Apparently the Powers-That-Be over at Nars disagree with me.

Their latest addition to the Orgasm line?

Orgasm Illuminator.

Hmm... Really? Check out the details straight from Nars over at Blogdorf Goodman. Basically, they say you can use it all over your face for a "healthy glow" (this seems more like a recipe for disaster, though) or just as a regular highlighter for your cheeks/neck/shoulders/décolletage...

Uhm, I could be wrong, but I'm pretty sure that's essentially the same thing you would use the Orgasm Multiple for, isn't it?

I don't know, maybe I'm just a little too skeptical. I also really dislike liquid illuminator, so maybe I'm biased.

Maybe it's a fabulous product, I just don't see myself ever buying it.

Also... Can we talk for a moment about the promotional images for this latest campaign?

WHAT IS THIS? Did I fall into a coma and wake up in the original Melrose Place?? I can't decide if she's wearing too much blush, or too little, or if it's just the placement that's throwing me off. I also can't figure out WHY people keep insisting on brushing eyebrows UP inside of to the side? Why do they think that looks attractive? Why would you ever intentionally make your eyebrows MORE bushy??

Also, what's with the visible lip liner?? And the tacky earrings? And the irritatingly perfect blow out?

Seriously, she looks like her name would be Muffy and that she's about to attend a polo match in the Hamptons. She also looks like she subscribes to the "This is How We Do Things Big Book, East Coast WASP Edition."

I just don't get it. At all.

What do you think? Ready for a new Orgasm highlighter?

[photo credits: blogdorfgoodman.blogspot.com, NARS PR]

Temporary Insanity

My Dearest Readers:

Just a quick update everyone - my computer went through a temporary insanity phase (AKA a major virus attacked and ruined my life for a while!) so that's why the posts have been a little slow this week.

I'm officially back up and running and will be back to a regular posting schedule soon, I promise!

In the mean time, I want to know what you guys want to hear about? Favorite shows? Designers? Makeup brands? Just let me know and I'll do my best to get all the dirt for you.

Love you all!

Leelee

The People Have Spoken

And they've chosen their favorite...everything. Vampires ruled the night as The Twilight Saga, True Blood, and The Vampire Diaries were all big winners. Cute, blonde, and perky country singers were a hit, too - Carrie Underwood and Taylor Swift both took home awards as well.

The results were fairly predictable, though, and I was way more interested in what everyone was wearing.

Some of my favorites of the night:

Taylor Swift in a Jenny Packham mini dress, Neil Lane jewels, and Louboutin heels.

I love this look. I think she looks adorable. The dress is gorgeous! Here's an up-close swatch of the fabric:

It's all ruched and bedazzled (in a pretty way, not a scary 80's-home-ec-project-kinda-way) and fits her like a glove.

I love that messy up-swept hair and the fresh-faced makeup. Those earrings are pretty fabulous, too. "Two very enthusiastic thumbs up. Fine holiday fun..." (Quick, name that movie!)

Diana Agron in a Belle of the Ball dress by Floreat

I love Diana on Glee and I think she's a gorgeous girl in general. I know this wasn't the most extravagant dress on the red carpet. It wasn't the most beautiful or the flashiest... But for some reason I just really like it on her. I also like the natural makeup and the hairstyle looks really pretty. I mean, it's the People's Choice Awards, not the Oscars. I think she's allowed to keep it low key.

I am not, however, okay with those pointy shoes. I think rounded-toe platform pumps à la Louboutin would've been the way to go. I also think she would benefit from some jewelry. Maybe some big sparkly studs in her ears or a simply necklace? A cuff might have been nice, too. I don't know... It just needs something. I still think she looks great, though.3.

Megan Park in a BCBG Max Azria dress and Erica Courtney jewelry.

Are we seeing a trend here? I like 'em white, short, and frilly? Ha. What can I say? It's just my style. I love the floaty feel to the dress. The length gives it a nice proportion and I love the red shoes as a great pop of color, even if they blend into the carpet. I like the soft waves and I love that she continued the trend of soft makeup.

The next two choices are my "I almost love them...but something is just really off about the damn dress" looks.

Carrie Underwood in a Christian Cota dress, Rock & Republic shoes, and a Lauren Merkin clutch.

I love, love, love the top half of this dress. It's the bottom half that makes me wince. If the black overlay followed the white part underneath and it was short and form-fitting it would probably be much better, but I think the best option would have been to extend the white to match the length of the black. Then it would be an adorably retro a-line cocktail dress and wouldn't come off nearly as odd as this does. Also, I can't bring myself to like the shoes. They just look like weird gladiators that are cutting off the bottom of her legs.

I do like the makeup. Intense eyes and a sheer lip is always a winner. And those earrings are pretty fabulous. I could've handled a bit more fun with the hair though. Almost there, Carrie. Almost.

Olivia Wilde in Monique Lhullier.

I love this dress...in theory. Again, the top half is absolutely beautiful and I love the belt. But something is really off about the length of the dress. I think it either needs to be a floor-length gown, or needs about a foot chopped off the bottom. One or the other would do it, but this in- between length is just really awkward. I'm also not a fan of the not-quite-peep-toe shoes. What is it? A fake peep-toe? I just don't get it.

She looks stunning from the waist-up though! Another almost there. Better luck next time, Olivia!

Alright, time for the biggest disasters of the night.

Kelly Rutherford in Jenny Packham.

What. A. Mess. I truly don't even know what to say about this monstrosity. Satin, beading, knots, over-exposure... What doesn't this dress have thrown into it? There is nothing redeemable about this look. The dress is ugly, ill-fitting, and completely inappropriate for Kelly. Not only does she look completely over-dressed, but she looks sloppy, disheveled, and just... Ew. That chest region is just... I can't even look. The pulled back hair is too severe, the earrings are way too big for a dress that has that much going on near the top... It's just all wrong. Very, very wrong.

Francia Raisa in Jean Fares Couture.

WHAT IS THIS?

I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND. I have no words. None. At all.

However, since she was in Bring It On: All or Nothing I do feel the need to say:

Dear Ms. Raisa...

U-G-L-Y

You Ain't Got No Alibi

You Ugly!

Hey Hey!

You Ugly!

Okay, maybe not you... But that dress is. And so is your hair. I bet your makeup would be okay if it was paired with great hair and a fab dress, but right now? It's just adding to the disaster of a look. Not okay, honey. Really not cool. Fire your stylist IMMEDIATELY.

Love always,

Leelee

Katie Cassidy in Talbot Runhof.

Okay, this wasn't a total disaster. I actually really like the hair and makeup on Katie. This dress, though... I just... Don't understand. I guess it's trying to be avant garde? Maybe? Or something? I dunno. Come on, Katie, I know you can do better.

A few other disappointments of the night:

From left to right:

Ginnifer Goodwin in Christian Lacroix - she just looks unhappy and uncomfortable. Way too much going on in that dress. Ugly shoes, too.

Kate Walsh in vintage Sarni - I just don't like it. It's shapeless and ugly. Her legs look fab, though.

Alyson Hannigan - not sure who makes her dress, but the shoes are Rene Caovilla. I love Alyson. I think she's adorable and I've been a fan since her days on Buffy. The dress just screams 'bridesmaid' though, no? The fabric is a poor choice, too. It looks all wrinkly. Not cool, honey.

Sandra Bullock in a Vivienne Westwood dress and Brian Atwood pumps - she had an awesome night and won several awards, but the dress was just...off. Weird angles, weird color, weird...everything. And I think the shoe color clashed with the dress color and made it all worse. I think loose, wavy hair would've been way better for her as well.

Alright, there you have it. My picks for the best and worst of the 2010 People's Choice Awards. What were your favorites?

Oh, and just for fun... Let's do a quick little recap on my favorite boys of the night.

Shocker of all shockers, it's the Twilight guys... I can't help it! They're just so pretty (and by 'pretty' I mean macho and manly, of course).

Kellan Lutz - le sigh. That grin and those dimples literally kill me. I can't even handle it.

Is Taylor Lautner legal yet?? For a teenager, he's certainly got that intense stare down pat, doesn't he?

Okay, I've drooled enough.

Back to reality it is.

[photo credits: latimes.com, justjared.buzznet.com, peopleschoice.com]

Sex and the Seriously Lame: Part II

Oh.Em.Gee! Guess what, everyone! I have THE BEST news for you!

Remember that atrocious poster for the new Sex and the City 2 movie? Where Carrie was wearing an awful white dress from Forever 21?

Well, as it turns out, it's not from Forever 21! In fact, it's from the all new "affordable" line from Halston, dubbed Halston Heritage.

Color. Me. Abso-freakin-lutely. Thrilled.

I'm sorry, it STILL looks like it's from Forever 21. What's with that weird slit in the front? And the flannel-shirt style curved hems on the sides? Ridiculous.

It's officially called the "V-Neck Jersey" dress and it retails for an "affordable" $325.

How much? For THAT? Someone has lost their mind. Oh my god. Just go to Forever 21 and you'll probably find an exact duplicate for about $30.

Let's talk about the rest of the outfit for a moment, shall we?

On top of the trashtastic dress, she's got on:

Lmited edition Mykita & Bernhard Wilhelm Franz shades, $525.

That necklace is by Solange Azagury-Patridge. It can be yours for the super-steal price of $198,200. Chump change, right?

Here's a closeup:

Almost $200K for that? Maybe it's just a really bad picture, but it looks a little bit like...a Leggo necklace that a preschooler might make. Maybe I just don't get it.

Next up, Christian Louboutin Pigalle Gold Crystal pumps - I can't seem to find an official price anywhere, but if eBay can be believed at all, it seems they retail for about $3,100.

They're cute and all... But $3,100? They'd better take me out to a fancy dinner, spring for the vintage Cristal, and bring me a gift - preferably one that sparkles and comes in a little blue box tied with a white bow.

Let's not forget her fabulous gold clutch from Chanel. I'm not sure of the price, but I doubt it's any less than $2,000.

The fun isn't over yet, though. It gets even better! Halston Heritage is responsible for another one of Carrie's outfits in the film, though at least this one isn't nearly as bad.

This is the Metallic-Stripe Dress and if I'm being honest, I don't hate it. I think it's kinda fun, actually. I like the way it flows and it looks like it could be very forgiving for those without Sarah Jessica Parker's size nothing figure. It's definitely a great color, too.

Still not sure it's worth the $435 price tag, though. And I like it better when it's styled with that white belt like Carrie has on.

And just for kicks, here's the rest of Carrie's outfit:

Jee Vice - Heated orange sunglasses - $170 (Eh...I'm not impressed. And I hate the color.)

Christian Louboutin (shocker!) Gino T-Strap heels - $865 (I love these!)

Christian Louboutin - Large Sylvia Hobo in pink - $1,795 (This bag is way too big, even for me!)

So there you have it. The mystery is solved. No more fretting that our beloved Carrie has suddenly started shopping at all those normal stores like the rest of us. Rest assured that she's still living the high life with Big.

All is well in Sex and the City Land.

[photo credits: neimanmarcus.com, ugc.dhingana.com, fanpop.com, videogum.com, patriciafield.com, redcarpet-fashionawards.com]

My Dearest Christina...

This is not okay.

What in the world were you thinking? Was it something along the lines of:

"Oh, hey... I'm hosting a New Years Eve shindig in a trendy club in Las Vegas, let me whore it up so I can compete with all the other skanks trying to take my spotlight?"

Cause, uh, that's definitely what it looks like.

That Moschino slip dress is just... Well, it looks like a nightgown, okay? I'm pretty sure it's been more than a decade since this look was in. Get with it.

And the hair? WHAT DID YOU DO TO YOUR HAIR? It looks like you let your adorable son, Max, take a pair of scissors and go at it. It looks kinda fried, kinda greasy, kinda uneven, and just... UGH. And I know you've been bleached blond for, like, ever, but for the love of God, have you ever heard of low lights?

As for the makeup... I never know why on Earth you feel the need to pile on the clown makeup. You don't need it! You're a pretty girl! I know you are! I've been a fan since your Genie in a Bottle days and I remember you telling everyone on MTV how "you think you know, but you have no idea." And honey, let me tell you, I really don't have any idea who lets you out in public like this.

Hasn't anyone ever told you to emphasize eyes OR lips, not both? Because if you do both you tend to look like a streetwalker?

No? No one has mentioned this golden rule to you? Well, that's very unfortunate because now you're constantly out in public looking like, well...a freakin' streetwalker.

I know you tried to be all matchy-matchy thing with your lipstick-nail polish-shoes-red carpet but it's really unnecessary. Or if you insist on the matchy-matchy, a simple cat-eye look would have been great.

Oy. Vay.

On a side note, I do have to give you props for the Stephen Webster jewelry. I'm really loving this necklace & ring combo.

And those shoes are fierce.

You're rockin' these Louboutins like it's nobody's business. Which is fab, because you definitely needed a little somethin'-somethin' to redeem this outfit.

So now that we've had our little chat, I really want to see you fire your makeup artist, find a new stylist, and please-please-PLEASE get a new hairdresser.

Love always,

Leelee

P.S. Even if you continue to run with this whole streetwalker thing? You can pretty much sing the pants off just about anyone on the planet, so I'll forgive you. And I'll keep buying your records and going to your concerts. If you ever do another one. *Ahem. Cough cough.* GET ON IT. It's been too long since your last album.

Capiche??

[photo credits: dailymail.co.uk, justjared.buzznet.com]

Uhm...Seriously?

One of my favorite things to read is New York Magazine. I get it at home and surf the website pretty regularly. I typically trust their fashion judgement and adore "the Cut" blog.

BUT... Houston we have a problem, here.

Not with NY Mag or anything, just the subject matter of this particular article. This nearly made me break out in HIVES.

So, you know how Lindsay Lohan (Queen of the Leggings-As-Pants trend - she should be shot just for this travesty) has her very own line of leggings? Oh, you don't? Ohhhh. That's right, I forgot... MOST PEOPLE DON'T PAY ATTENTION TO LEGGINGS THAT COST MORE THAN $100. And UGLY leggings at that.

Well, just FYI - Ms. Loca Lohan does, in fact, have her very own line of "luxury" (AKA ugly/torn/bedazzled/studded/patched/padded/etc) leggings that cost more than you even want to know. I don't personally know anyone who has purchased any of these lovely items, however it looks like somebody is buying that crap since the 6126 line is being expanded!

Santa Claus just keeps right on giving this year, doesn't he?

Here are the first sketches of the new pieces:

My only words are: Why? WHY? WHY, dear God, WHY??

[Check out this slide show from WWD for additional sketches and descriptions of all the items]

The 6126 line is now growing from various styles of modal/lace/crap leggings to contemporary clothes. The full clothing line will launch next year, and guess what! They're planning to attempt global domination with cosmetics, shoes, handbags, and jewelry in 2011!

I will pause so you can celebrate appropriately.

Done? Kay. Good.

Now... Is this a joke? Like...no, really, is it?

Does the world actually need yet another contemporary line of crap being represented by an out-of-control starlet who hasn't made any decent contributions to society in years? And get this, the production company for this line? None other than DNAM Apparel - producer of Ed Hardy! Guess Ed will have some company in the Tacky-Shit Department.

And honestly... Who wants to be like Lindsay Lohan anymore? I just don't understand. She's a hot mess in every aspect of her life. Her collaboration with Ungaro was a DISASTER, and yet somehow she's still at the designer while their President and CEO resigned (maybe from the shame from bringing LiLo on in the first place?).

I just don't get it. I really don't.

Do you? Does anyone like her line of leggings? Am I just missing the true fashion of this or something?

Oy. Vay. That is all I can say.

[photo credits: nymag.com]

Calling All Aspen Snow Bunnies

Where did the weekend go? Seriously. Where did it go? I'm really not sure when it got to be Sunday night, but somehow I missed it. I know my posting schedule has been a little scarce lately, but I promise to get back to normal this week (now that all the Christmas hoopla is over and done with!).

In the mean time, I've got a little update for you.

Remember that new Pretty Woman Perfume I mentioned in this post?

Well, Barbara Orbison is having another launch party at the fabulous Cos Bar in Aspen, Colorado. She will be on hand to sign bottles and a special edition CD Collection - "The Soul of Rock and Roll by Roy Orbison" - which she helped produce to honor and celebrate her husband's music. The best part is that a portion of the sales during this event will directly benefit Response, an organization dedicated to providing assistance for victims of domestic violence and sexual abuse in the Aspen area.

Here are the event details:

When: Monday, December 28 @ 2:00 - 6:00 PM

Where: Cos Bar

309 S. Galena St.

Aspen, CO 81611

970.925.6249

Alright all you snow bunnies, head on down to Cos Bar if you get a chance! Let us know how it goes!

And, I promise to have all kinds of fun new products to talk about for you guys soon!

What are you thankful for?

I have to be honest... I'm not a Christmas fan. Granted, that may be because I don't celebrate the holiday and spend the day eating Chinese food and going to the movies with all the other non-celebrators, but that's the part I actually like. The part I don't like is the absolute chaos surrounding Christmas.

I mean, is it necessary for the mall to be PACKED 24/7? No, I don't think so. And oh.em.gee. the people at the mall are SO RUDE it's unbelievable. For a holiday that is supposed to be all about giving rather than getting, good will toward men, family, and the holiday spirit - people are downright MEAN.

I don't care that you have to get 17 iPods, 6 Nintendo Wiis, 84 Barbies, and 36 Transformers... That does NOT give you an excuse to slam into me with your shopping cart and not bother to apologize, or even say "excuse me." It just doesn't. You will get your stuff. After you stand in line with the rest of us. Don't roll your eyes and curse because you have somewhere else to be. JUST BREATHE. The world will NOT end if you don't get every single thing on your damn list.

OKAY, RANT OVER!! MY HEAD IS NO LONGER SPINNING AROUND EXORCIST-STYLE! You can read again!

So, now you see why I tend to avoid holiday traditions, but there are some I do love. And there are many things that I'm thankful for. So here's my holiday-thanks list (should I have done this on Thanksgiving? Haha, oh well!).

• Movies on TV at Christmastime, especially Miracle on 34th St (the old version), Home Alone 2, and Love Actually
• My own home, so that I only have to see my lovable (and slightly crazy) family when I choose to
• My awesome friends, dramatic personalities and all
• Apple for my iPhone & iPod
• This blog, so I can talk about all the crazy stuff I love
• The awesome readers of this blog, I love hearing from you!
• My flat iron (best invention EVER)
• DVR (second best invention EVER)
• Nonfat Chai Tea Lattes
• Uggs, because I don't care how unfashionable they supposedly are. I live in New England and if it's 10 degrees outside and snow is covering the ground there is not a bat's chance in Hell that I'm putting on anything else.
• Robert Pattinson's hair for having a life of it's own. Actually, just RPattz in general, cause he's hot, his accent makes me melt, and mostly... I just love saying RPattz
• Anything that sparkles (vampires included)
• The Galaxy Diner for being open 24/7 (I think the popularity of these kinds of diners is strictly a CT/NJ thing, so those of you outside of these two states don't know what you're missing!)
• Jones Tree Farm Strawberry Serenade Wine
• Gossip Girl, 90210, One Tree Hill, and Glee for making me feel like I'm still in high school watching Dawson's Creek all over again
• Coco Nail Spa for the most AMAZING free massages they give you while your nails are drying
• My favorite holiday commercials - Hershey Kisses, M&M's & Coca Cola

I'm sure there there is a lot of stuff that I'm forgetting... So I'll sum it up by saying I'm thankful for everything and everyone in my life right now.

What are you thankful for?

I hope everyone has a fantastically fabulous holiday!

For Now & Next Year

So, you might be wondering what on Earth these three things have in common... And guess what - I'm not actually going to tell you! Well, at least not directly!

The fabulous Laura over at Lollie Shopping actually interviewed me about the secret to choosing the right lipstick, trends I'm loving and looking forward to, and a few organization tricks I've picked up over the years.

Check out the article - Beauty For Now and Next Year - it's pretty awesome, I promise!

I'd love to hear what you guys think and if you have any other useful tips or tricks! Let me know in the comments!

[photo credits: illamasqua.blogspot.com, ikea.com, target.com]