Can somebody please explain to me why in the world these people were at the Grammy Awards??
Is this a joke? Are we being punk'd or something??
Please, somebody, just explain to me what qualifies these brainless Jersey Shore losers to be present at the Grammy's? I just don't understand.
Dear Snooki - You are disgusting. Your dress is not flattering, your hair is trashy, your booties look ridiculous, and that tan makes me want to cry for your poor skin. You're not hot, you're not cute, you're just obnoxious. Stop mugging for the damn cameras and realize that people are LAUGHING AT YOU, NOT WITH YOU.
Dear The Situation - I do not care about your situation. I do not care about your skills, or your fresh haircut, or your blindingly blue shirt or your Sopranos-esque suit. I really just think you're a freakin' brainless idiot. And I have to tell you the same thing that I told Snookie. People are laughing at you, not with you. Get with it. Step away from the tanning bed. Get a grip on reality. Fist pumping on the red carpet is not allowed.
That is all.
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